IT'S LIKE A KOALA BEAR CRAPPED A RAINBOW IN MY BRAIN.

Professor Chaos, bringer of destruction and doom

What I love about Charlie's impression in that episode is that it's not accurate at all. He just goes full on Heat/Scarface crazy the entire time and isn't even close to the way Pacino acts in Serpico.

Oh, so you're one of them. A CROOKED COP!

Oh god, it's a Barry episode of Archer. Get ready for obligatory "I HATE BARRY, BARRY'S THE WORST" remarks in the review.

Remember that one inventory where they claimed Darling Nikki nearly "derailed" Purple Rain? Good times.

Stop saying dab.

Because it's exciting news, THAT'S WHY.

YEAH BUT ANYWAYS VENTURE BROS. PREMIERS MAY 19TH

Venture Bros. is premiering May 19th. WHY AREN'T YOU REPORTING ON THIS YET?

The one that immediately comes to mind is "Whatever Happened to Pong?" + "Thalassocracy", Frank Black, Teenager of the Year.

B?! This was a great, really fun episode, my favorite so far of the season. A- at least.

She Found Now and New You… so gooood. The only song I'm not feeling so far is "Is This and Now" (weird to type out). Between this and new David Bowie it's already an awesome year for music.

Call this the panty-melter.

"All day, we hear Freddy Kruger is going to kill us in our dreams, only when night comes, Bradley Cooper shows up and tells us we’re fat and then steals our wallet." I'M  SOLD! 
Another year, another terrible midseason NBC show destined for cancellation.

Gene-Bob is quite possibly the best thing this show's ever done.

Alright, that's illegal. I may not know much, but you can't just steal the ball from another player.

Surprise, cockfags!

Gonna find my baby, gonna hold her tight, gonna grab me some afternoon delight

Sorry bout the salmonella