So this means you pronounce Quesadilla like Napoleon Dynamite's mom also?

That is totally NOT how you spell "tout de suite".  "toot sweet" sounds like the name of a candy whistle.

The writing on Dexter is now soap-opera level. They do 5 one-hour episodes a week though, so at least they have an excuse.

I had "Catherine Keener can hop on my giant purple rhino anytime" removed about a month ago. It was also a "firstie". I bet there's some turd out there who gets his jollies flagging "firsties" that don't deserve to be flagged.

Do you mean Kramer?

….oh, thank god! Because that was about to get a little….eeh

and how about the hue of those areola? A++

What?!? Titanic revolutionized the "Guy falling onto propeller" gag. Before that, people were simply walking into them. James Cameron changed the game

Titanic came out when I was in middle school, and it was the ultimate movie to go see so you could make out with your girlfriend for three hours without any familial interruptions. I saw it three times in the theater but never really watched it until about 6 years ago in college.

The sequel has to start somehow

What happened to Sapphire's last name? I am having a child soon and would love to officially give her just one name. How do I go about doing that?

How about how their newest music video looks like it was fashioned after the music video that opens "Get Him to the Greek"? I'd like to have a reasonable discussion about that….

"The test dream" is the biggest taste of the dream sequences that The Sopranos does some much better than most shows. Their dream sequences feel like real dreams, at least, more than most recreations of dreams feel realistic.

You're right.   BAD = 85%    NOT BAD = 15%

Leslie was too ridiculous tonight. I hate it when some petty personal problem causes her to blow up publicly. It's my least favorite plot-device on this show.

Yeah, she's never been in a hour-long CW drama based on supernatural beings, so I can understand how a type like you, Justin, would not be into a type like her.

Where does she fall on the continuum in "40 yr old virgin"?

Pitbull is a good example of the taste level of most people in the Miami area….Loud, gaudy, shitty.

Catherine Keener can hop on my giant purple rhino anytime

HeavyD looks a lot like Sinbad with a 25% pinch of Cubano. He also reminds me of 1992