You're tearing me apart, Abu!

Add me to the list of people who couldn't understand a damn thing he said.

Yeah guys, but Rocky IV had a Robot in it!

It helps a little.

He puts the "O" in "Oh, goddammit my wife likes this guy for some fucking reason, so I'll probably have to tolerate a fucking Ellen-Degeneres-as-a-special-guest episode or two of this shit."

The screw-on top is handy, because you can stash your HGH inside.

Face-framing.  She's really good at face-framing.

Vogue, or vogue not.  There is no try.

I'd like to do my part in making this a meme.  How can I help?

::PEPPER SPRAYS OtP::

Gus needs braces.

Yeah.  Except I think Walt and Jesse's relationship has been damaged to the point that finding out about Brock will be enough on its own for Jesse to finally give Walt the "fuck you" he's had coming for a while.

Men in Scrack.

Because he fucking said so. 

A song from Mr. Bungle's "California" album.

Something by Pantera.  Cowboys From Hell, Great Southern Trendkill, 5 Minutes Alone…

This only works if you marry a virgin.

Not necessarily morally superior.  Kinda just superior as a human being.  Also superior at not being a fat, annoying piece of shit who gets roasted by Toby fucking Keith.

Just got 100% happier.

Yeah, my parents used to buy me one for xmas every year, until they stopped making them.  Then I got fucking Dilbert instead.