Applesauce, bitch.

IMDB is saying it has been renewed but won't be back until late 2010 at the earliest.

It'd be nice to have some continuity*, but who really cares? It's Kenny Fuckin Powers.

Dr. First wanted me to tell you it's time for your six-month FAIL.

Time for facts: The Double Down actually isn't as bad for you as a single Whopper with cheese and bacon.

Yes. That song sends me dancing around like an idiot. And Go is great.

Damn skippy.

I thought
the point of photoshopping was to make the subject attractive. Boy was I wrong.

Just ensure that your stool is not loose first.

such an accident is actually not too unlikely.

Ay dios mio! Pinche' GREEN-gas!

Trying to skate in Jncos is like trying to fuck with your clothes on. They just get in the way. What a stupid, stupid fad.

He was pretty liberal with his cocaine use back in the day.

*hear. Fuck my non-caffeinated ass.

Sigur Ros fanboy here. If Jonsi actually took a dump on a turntable and recorded it, I'd have a listen.

Indeed.

My parents LOVE Fox News and even THEY think Glenn Beck is a wackaloon.

Adolph Oliver Rhinestone's teeth are all chipped and fucked up.

That's one of those "keep to yourself" things, dalice.

Nah. Kitchen Crocs are shit too. I know from experience. Mario Batali is the only being in the universe who gets a pass on crocs.