Lincoln
might want to think about getting some new Secret Service agents. No wonder he got shot in the head, lax bastards.

I've been reading Naked Lunch for ten years, and we've only just arrived in Morocco. Just can't do it.

Did staircar1 just call Donna a whore?

I like how Tasha said the article rightfully kept her from being that type of person, but then she had to throw in that last sentence. So close…

There are a lot of responses about 9/11. The States must've been an different place to be nine years ago.

And I'm surprised that you took one comment and applied it to so many people on this site, Baron. Unless you truly believe that The Lone Audience is the only hipster here. If only we were so lucky!

I read that at first as 'siesta'. Which I think is a funnier mental image.

I tried to avoid the pedestrians in GTA. Not for moral choice; it just made the game harder.

I think the Civ on the iPhone is worth the cost.

t.A.T.u, yeah. I'm with you, Donkey.

By omission are you implying that the Welsh can?

Donkey, why not just jump sideways and land on the side of the road?

Hillbilly - I hate those pimps. Always at least 5 outside my hotel, they even asked me once when I came back with a woman in my taxi! Takes 3-4 days for them to recognise me and stop asking.

Hey dyslexic Joe Rogan- I can't stand people who call lads who like this sort of show fucking morons, but don't try to speak for all men and try and claim exclusive manhood for those who want to watch this shite, you cunt. You don't fucking speak for me.

Hm; I'm not really sure why I thought you lived in Japan. Something from video game threads, I think.

You can always marry a non-Western woman and get around the ring giving. Go find yourself a nice Chinese woman. Course you'll pay in other ways. Oh yes, you'll pay one way or the other.

Tom, don't you live in Japan. If memory serves, they're all quite short and should do in a pinch.

Symbiotic, surely they wouldn't have gone to Olive Garden the night before? Every single Olive Garden commercial I see, the college student is there with them.

So did I, Raymond. When she saw that necklace, a real woman would've had disappointment written all over her face.

I also thought helicopters are great, just not the firing mechanism on the guns.