Don't forget little baby Blue.

"Fitz" was trending so I checked it out and it was just a sea of Olitz fans.

Get the hell up out your seats?

All of Twitter ships the everloving shit out of Olitz. Last night I was like, come on, I can't be the only one that is totally creeped out by the way that relationship is written?

It's gotten better recently, but in earlier episodes, when they would play that music in like six different scenes? Ugh. Awful. Olivia and Fitz cooling off or just ending completely would mean the music cues also go. Win/win.

Right? Like sorry show, no amount of schmaltzy music in the background can make Fitz an appealing partner, for anyone.

There is a crushing dearth of abs in my life.

The show really lost me in the later seasons, especially when Lorelai and Chris hooked back up. There was one scene in particular where Chris tells Lorelai she doesn't know what it's like to raise a toddler alone and she just goes straight martyrface and looks hurt but doesn't say much.

*Holds up sad looking cardboard sign*: "Will work for abs"

That's disappointing. Even moreso than "unfortunate, patchy beard on a handsome guy." But not as bad as "Oh My God Why Did You Shave Your Head, Handsome Guy!"

It was the favourite film of every guy I knew in high school. But really not a good movie.

I very much enjoyed him in Faster, but I don't think it did very well.

It was worth it, btw.

I funded The Smut Peddler, a collection of smutty comics by women, because I believed in the pervy pervy cause.

Whooo! Take off your shirt!

Noooo, our most famous shit-birds!

They also had a lot of new and exciting (and apocalyptic?) STDs.

But also sometimes in those words.

You might enjoy these Amish candy hearts.

*cunt-punts Michael Bay*