Why…
…can't a heterosexual guy tell a heterosexual guy that he thinks his booty is fly?

Mmmmm
This was a terrible year for music, film and pop culture ephemera. The only thing made it palatable was, once again, the AVClub.

You're a crook, Captain Hook, Captain Hook…

"All rise - Bud Cort is in session."

I hold you all in contempt.

First.
So sue me.

I totally understand why you'd prefer La Sexorcisto - it is dirtier, but there was something plasticky and tacky and overblown about Astrocreep that (without wanting to sound too twattish) elevated above its peers.

White Zombie
Astrocreep3000 is the one to go for - mainly because of the excellent samples from Roundtree's Shaft ("Roundtree's Shaft" is the name of my first jazz album to be). Lots of cool dirty bass grooves, lyrics I still don't understand, and fat ass drums that still seem a little too cool for the mid 90's.

So…
…who would win in a fight of the Betties? Connelly's waify, emo, Sam Elliot hatin' Betty? Or Tyler's slightly doughty, slightly plasticky, kinda strange looking the older she gets John Hurt hatin' Betty?