Well. That was fun-diddly-un!

Oh, a fine, fine, book, indeed. My 9 year has read both, and loved them.

Worst. Villain. Casting. Evah.

I humbly submit that happens to heterosexual teens, too. It's called puberty. :)

I am caucasian, and from Pennsylvania. So, clearly I am the target demographic.

In the future, please refrain from clarifying anything with an F grade. I am more confused than ever. It now reads that JR Ewing protected the pregnant female vampire from Jean Grey's mutant wrath.

Either that or he'd have an epiphany and go on to perform great deeds of television production and/or reviewership.

The Killing
The Following
The Facts of Life
The Cosbys….

There's always the A-team if they are in trouble and have no one else to turn to. Pretty sure Dirk Benedict has time in schedule these days.

Sir, I would respectfully point out that you are clearly going in snatch first.

People see Zack as just a flying piece of paper they can put everything they’re afraid of on.

Zack Handlen. Your utter disdain for the sacred rites of television both disgust and sicken me, sir.

Does Spider-Man know? He could use the help.

You're confusing Mexicans with Chinese. Mexicans hate fireworks. They don't like anything more exciting than the jumping bean. And Pinatas, I guess.

Was it a bear? Usually it's a bear.In this case, I suspect bear, for sure.

First Dexter book was decent. The rest were utter garbage.

Wonderful review, Zack.

Sinistar is NOT a Juggalo, yo!

Huh. I like the cut of your jib, sir. Well-played.
B….Babylon 5?C…Castle?
Not sure those are good examples, sorry.

The modern day Jets are a joke. Only 1/2 related: the Ryan brothers should be run out of football.