The modern day Jets are a joke. Only 1/2 related: the Ryan brothers should be run out of football.

So, that's different than what heterosexual teens traditional have done exactly…how?

Did you have to ply him with leftover Whipper Cream-flavored Vodka from the last AVClub Taste Test?

Yes, but now you should feel better about yourself.

Why was was Mambo #10 scared of Mambo #7?

Well Joe, I have no idea who you are or what your band sounds like. But I like the cut of your hatesong jibe.

Fuck

A D- ??? Why not thee F, dammit? That's like a little bit dead, as opposed to dead.

Sorry. I was young, and kind of angry.

Ministry is awesome. How about the lame 80's vibe-to-industrial transition? Love to hear that story.

And I hate, hate, hate Peter Pan.

Was the moment when you took him home and he asked to suck your toes?

You see, the problem with the French school system is that there are French people there. And it's in France. Where French people live amongst Muslims.

GOOD POINT. I am so fucking going to see the producers of Justified for taking Seth Bullock and making him Rayon Givens and then cancelling our show.

It's on TV now. It's called The Following.

Wow. This is like a real life soap opera!

Kelly LeBrock could cameo in the remake as Turdform Chet. She's gigantic these days.

I loved B5's capital ship sustained beam weapons. And the point defense cannons on the station were kewl.

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ZACK - what the fuck??? If you can't be having sex, you might as well be watching it. Especially in college.