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Hey, that's expensive. I'll fart continually in the theater for a box of Snowcaps(tm) and a Diet Coke(tm).

20 years ago Cruise's character from this crapfest would have been played by Michael Pare.

So this is Planet Houston.

Question- does Michael Shannon know he's in a movie?

See, you're assuming that just because he's constantly battling aliens that there's some sort of disconnect that they should just get along.

Hey, we'll award you the bonus point of the day for good use of the word juxtaposition. Kudos, sir.
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She's the giant baboon alien.

There was nothing in Al Capone's Vault,
But it wasn't Geraldo's fault…

Now that's fucking cool.

With an infrastructure bomb?

Agree with where the hell is St Louis. Did the aliens drop an infrastructure bomb?

This was better than I expected. And Lila from Dexter near total nudity (featuring shaved whohah hidden by clamshell) was a bonus.

Dollars to donuts that final episode includes some kind of coda where either Joe makes a phone call and speaks to some unknown mastermind, or there's a scene where some shadowy figure or cabal hears of his fate/plight/whatever, and continues on its or their way to something even more D+ worthy NEXT

Small digital world! Can't believe that was close to 20 years ago…so, how have you been?
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Saweet- gotta have nudity on cable!

Confession: me too. I once posted a comment that I found the Jack the Ripper episode to be trite (or something snarky).

Wait-is there nudity?

Confession: me too. I once posted a comment that I found the Jack the Ripper episode to be trite (or something snarky).
JMS responded directly, was pissed and said that using Jack "fit the story".
Me, I still thought that there was no reason for Jack the Ripper…in SPAAAACE!
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Yep. Papa Bernie burned him and Kira. Footloose cash is gooooone.

Dude you are a hardcore fan.