Why gerbils? That's insane.

So you're saying that he just can't get enough?

Well Avey, ingest that much semen, there was bound to be some irritation.

THE QUESTION STANDS- THERE IS NO ESCAPE!

THE QUESTION STANDS- THERE IS NO ESCAPE!

WHERE IS NATHAN RABIN, SWOOPING IN TO DEFEND THESE MORONS?

WHERE IS NATHAN RABIN, SWOOPING IN TO DEFEND THESE MORONS?

And Jamie Foxx as Sambo.

Wow. See, I would totally watch that. Throw in a wheelchair-bound Jane Austen obsessed Lee Majors as the new serial killing demagogue, and you could charge whatever you wanted to the advertiser's standing at your door.

Well, for one, Subara Forester's don't come in black.

U.N.C.L.E. Tom?

Did someone give Michelle the Shocker?

Well that's depressing. Does Neil Gaiman know?

And I say this because my wife loves her some FutureSexySounds.

Yes, they are called Spunkxx.

Hugging slows down da action!!!

Was it a Red Lobster restaurant?

Looks like the pile of Following eps that have accumulated on my TiVO are gonna go into the deleted folder.

JT makes the soccer mom's sets crochless spanx drripping wet. Anything by JT + some 50 Shades of Gray action guarantees you'll get action in the boudoir.

Yeah, she couldn't be Snake, though. She'd have to be Clam Plisskin. And ethnic. Paging Selena Gomez……