It should be Escape from Detroit. The tagline could read, "Fuck, who DOESN'T Want to?"

Does he possess a fully operational Death Star?

Jon Gruden is a Hooter's waitress in drag.

Yes. Yes, I have.

William Howard Taft would like a word with your opening statement.

RIGHT. Fucking kids, man.

RIGHT. Fucking kids, man.

I an neither autistic, nor was I ever a nerd in high school or ever. I played multiple varsity sports as a starter, I got good grades, and I got laid with many different ladies. I went to a large school and hung around the top rungs of your ladder. And yet I loved B5, Xfiles, and Trek. How do I fit your theory?

Google vinyl vs. digital, or ask a sound engineer.
And I have heard vinyl on systems that cost WAY more than $10,000 (turntable alone was $25,000), on a pair of $70,000 Wilson Audio speakers in a near perfect listening environment. On a near-transparent system for vinyl, digital STILL sounds better, brother.
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I can't believe they allowed O'Neal out of the cage.

I love both this review and the Over-21 MST2Kesque drinking game described.

No nudity, No Sinistar.

Meh.

I used to fuck to New Order. That was in the 80's.I miss angst-y 80's chicks. It was the natural evolution from Richard Marx. And they would balance the New Order with depressing Depeche Mode, wearing black lipstick and giving half-hearted handjobs to anyone who said that Just Can't Get Enough was really was woefully…

Well, to be clear, while she drives a minvan and all 3 kids play soccer, she doesn't listen to right-wing radio asshats, because that makes her tense. But she sure as shit listens to girlie pop music. And Justin TImberlake…that makes her yoga pants very moist (and it ain't bikram yoga sweat).

Well, perhaps the CD was not taken from the master tapes. A copy of a copy of a copy, et al…..
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Hey! That's my wife you're talking about!!

Vinyl does not sound better than digital, period. The "warm sound" of vinyl is just a harmonic distortion introduced by the medium. It can be reproduceed by a sound engineer, easily.

I have a bunch of these Tivo'ed, but I am starting to think that I shouldn't bother watching?

"And we know that helium caused the Hindenburg to go down," huh Stacy?