And Morissey wants to fight this guy. HA!

Stop the planet of the apes, I want to get off!

Not only does she look vaguely simian, but in the pilot of The Americans, she stuck her finger up the guy's ass she was blowing.

"Later, David Bowie fried up some bacon and put it on his roast beef sandwich. And then drank milk. Yes. Out of spite."

Ha…ha. Has Parks & Rec's 15 minutes expired yet? Please?

So, when you say ZMF 3 times, like The Candyman, he appears!
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ZODIAC MOTHERFUCKER
ZODIAC MOTHERFUCKER
ZODIAC MOTHERFUCKER

To be clear, they are not musicians, they are noisemakers.

Assholes

LA Shrinks? More like LA Stinks!

Maybe. But isn't that kind of the idea behind these kind of gameshows?

Color me completely disinterested until I read, "Keith David’s narration."

It sounds like a FOX reality show!

At least we can contrast it with the Game of Thrones Simpsons intro, which was the complete opposite of this one.

Top 10 Show of All Time.

"Joe- release me from your Kung-Fu Grip (tm)!"

Right. Fuck Genevieve, Marry Marah, and kill the shit outta Modell.

I was in the Poconoes in PA (white-trash mountain folk above eastern PA coal country, that features some shitty ski resorts that still have .38 Special, REO Speedwagon, and Foreigner play lists rolling out ala 1986). We went into white trash mecca: Walmart. Never again. It was like a theme park- fattest people in…

That was a horseshit photo shoot. Playboy lets the squeamish ones pretend to be someone else (Marilyn Monroe or Jayne Mansfield, whatever she was), so they can "Act" the part. It's "not really them beign naked."

She would help me if she would stop prancing around and just do porn already. There would be an epiphany…..
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FUCK NO