Dude, if you went to college, you'd pretend to be authority figures, sports stars, superheroes, or slumming babylonian gods if it meant having a shot at a nubile co-ed. WHATEVER IT TAKES!

Oh, but you had me at vengeance-crazed Latina sorority girls.

Pretty sure her pregnancy is my fault.

I agree with everything Girls Gone Wild stands for.

They should TOTALLY remake Dune with these 2 guys as Mu'dib and Stilgar!

Frakes is rolling over in his grave. Kudos, RJS.

I AM Castor Troy!

HE TOOK MY FACE…..OFF. OFFFFFFFFF!!!!!!!!!!

JCVD sends a FUCKING MESSAGE to those punks. A. MESSAGE.

If you hate John Woo, Jean-Claude VAN DAMME and Dolph Lundgren, then, by god, YOU HATE AMERICA

I disagree that the Poop Cruise us no favors. Through adversity, triumph!

Or, "The Cruise Where People Actually Knew and Wanted to be Trapped With Shit", as it were.

Firefly is a lousy villain. NO loss.

Oh…The Question. He would totally fit into this DC Universe. Good call for a future season.

The new JLA would get their asses kicked by the JL. Seriously. Lame. Superman, Wonder Woman ALONE could beat those non-powered asshats. Flash would wipe the floor with them.

When will Man ever learn? We must defeat Nature, before it destroys us!
Subject: [avclub] Re: Untitled

Wait….YOU MEAN HE'S STILL ALIVE???

Keri did a better job showing her sweet, sweet bare ass in The Americans. I'll bet dollars to donuts that was the alien's endgame, too.

Yeah. Apparently this film is representative of one of his typical drug-and-boozed hallucinations. The "aliens" are in fact latino ballplayers. Felicity is Mike Sciosca.

They should give Josh Hamilton a baseball bat and tell him to Swing Away. That'd do'er right nicely.