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This is the only Nimoy tribute I need.

Gwyneth Paltrow's (giving) head.

Braden Higgins IS a warlock. A water warlock.

♪♬ HE'S RIDING ON A JETSKI WITH A FUCKING MACHETE!! ♬ ♪

I was actually at the final LA screening, so make of that what you will, but I think it's fantastic. The article calls them "unknowns" but both of them are actually successful stand-up comics in New Zealand, and the movie is a jumping-off point for them to riff with each other. I've been listening so long that I'm

Armin Tamzarian?? Armin Shimerman or GTFO!

Ooh…

Your dead little eyes.

"Lay me, MacDuff!"

I recognize that smell.

I heard speed has something to do with it…

I KNOW, COOP!!

It's either that or introduce legislation to cut off their tails.

"Burn the Earth" or GTFO.

100% true, and it blew my mind when I first learned about it. My grandmother has been a devout, practicing Catholic her entire life and just read the Bible - FOR THE FIRST TIME - at age 84. She concluded that maybe her priest had been taking some liberties with the text for the last few decades. Whoda thunk?

Try to surprise them with a "Rusty Venture."

The odds of this being good are approximately 3,720 to 1

"Rorschach's Journal: October 12th, 1965. Tonight, a mockingbird died in Alabama."

"An Ode to Sad Disco…"

It's the way that "do, do, do-do, do" backing vocal just edges into gleefully manic that makes me love it.