Captain Murphy: "Mustache on, or off?"
Debbie: "Off, please."
Captain Murphy: "…too bad."

It's a perfectly cromulent film, but doesn't personally crack my top 10. I mentioned to some of my movie buff buddies that I thought O. Russell was slipping and they nearly rode me out of town on a rail.

Chief?

Alcohol doesn't freeze at these temperatures.

2112.

Oh, no argument that Southland > Hollywood paint-by-numbers. Hell, I own it on DVD. I think "spectacular failure" is exactly right. I just love Darko SO MUCH that it's really disappointing when the the rest of Kelly's work is so… messy.

Phil Robertson doesn't understand the appeal of the onus.

3 Days by Jane's Addiction… oh, I'm sorry you were joking because that film is TERRIBLE.

"…"

Steaming content.

http://www.youtube.com/watc…

Whistle while you work.

I absolutely love this film, and the music-driven montages are some of the best sequences in the whole thing. When Frank touches his eye and they pan across to the mask… gives me chills every time.

I need no sympathy.

I don't even own a gun, let alone several to necessitate a show about them.

If your undead creation lasts more than 4 hours, contact a (mad) physician.

No, thank you for smoking.

I see what you did there.

Ham, bumhug!

I don't think that means what you think it means.