A friend of Alice?

Nobody was really sure if he was from the Swamp People…

I'll leave when I'm good and ready.

We call it a sausage in the mouth.

Cartoons Plural.

Man of Steel: Shit Sandwich

EXEUNT, PURSUED BY A VAMPYRE.

Reading the words "Big Bang Theory" is too much Big Bang Theory.

It's both. A lot of old-timey tattoo artists weren't actually that good, so they'd specialize in a handful of simple designs they could memorize and quickly tattoo over and over again ("flash"). These designs then became common, and were attached different meanings by different tattoo-friendly subcultures. The…

That's a sparrow. Sparrows are for crossing the sea, anchors are to remind you of home/family while at sea. "She's my anchor," etc.

I was saying "boo, humbug!"

I'll see your SoCal and raise you THE SPHINX.

This is my favorite comment of all time.

Bitch Hunter

Oddly, I think "marooned" is the only word in that article title that I DON'T find depressing.

On her face, if she'll let you.

The viewers vote to decide which race goes on to Hollywood!

What's your vector, Victor?

Ain't he a stinker?

I give you the aptly titled "Episode 29," by Mushroomhead: