Wait… Maggie gets fired?  Hooray!  I missed that.  Can we write her out of the show, too?

What?  Don is the WORST.  He's nothing but smug flannel and Sloan is way too good for him.

Welcome.  You're going to love The Newsroom.

You picked the wrong day to quit methamphetamines.

Same.

Newsroom is consistently worse than True Blood (this season).  But I would watch THE FUCK out of a crossover…

The writers gave us no reason to care about Nora as a character, but Lucy Griffiths was my sole reason to watch last season.  She will be missed.

I was pushing Bill/Sookie for a long time (Sookie/Eric is the most unmotivated, nonsensical coupling in the history of TV), but now I just want her to die.  She's awful.  I'd gladly watch the Bill/Eric/Sam/whoever show.

Bill shutting Sookie down was the single greatest moment in the history of this show.  Shut the fuck up and marry him, Sookie, no one cares.

If they killed off Sookie, this show would be AMAZING.

Works like a charm.

Fucking LOVED Bill and Sam telling Sookie to fuck off.  Been a looooong time coming.

FX = "eff ex"
FXX = "fucks"
FXM= "fucks 'em"

Well, is they?

For the child in all of us?

Just like real life!

comme ci comme ca

I'm pretty sure you just described the raison d'etre of every hair metal band, at the very least.

Sticky mustache rides.

Finally!  Material that lives up to the promise of Anna Faris' comedic talents!