What part of "it's how our tribe has always done it" don't you understand?

I feel like a pig shat in my head.

Agreed, but on this show "narratively useful" is outweighed by "man ass," so Alcide will never, ever die.  Ever.  The series finale will be him and Eric making out, shirtless, while the the credits roll.

Andy's grief over his daughters felt incredibly underplayed.  I mean, 3 out of 4 died and he was mostly… confused?   Vengeful?  Even in the moment as he found their bodies?

That is "MISS Fuck-Me Stockings" to you… oh wait, never mind.

All the likes for this.

No, that's not it.  Keep guessing.

Beep Beep!

They wish they weren't Jessee's girls?

@avclub-28b1819668d7c62501acb9852cad10a9:disqus You're a terrible mother.

@avclub-2a5866203b479586ecc9183837a2d3e0:disqus Love that guy in Downton Abbey!

El vampiro!!  Madre de dios!

Understands, doesn't care.  Dude invokes "I am your maker" every other time he opens his mouth.

@eric827:disqus Priorities!

Yes!

I know exactly why they do this.  It's to establish Character X as a smart science-y type who knows more THAN THE SCREENWRITER.  Having them interrupted mid-explanation saves the writer from having to actually understand/explain the science, and conveniently covers plot holes due to move/TV physics.

For pasta!

@avclub-d88a1fef9041a3c49408560ef2122eab:disqus Use the D.E.N.N.I.S. System.

Baby, I'm Poor As Shit
Goodbye Jude
This Will Really Piss Off Mr. Kite!

My favorite Scientologist, by far.