I solved that issue by having no feelings regarding the martial dissolution of two strangers.

BOOOOOOBS

I'm not crazy about Brand's comedy, but he's always struck me as an authentic individual.

@avclub-2a6ac9e5324952e36b40237cf2fcdad8:disqus Seance is generally your best bet, although if you've got a spare goat handy that'll be quicker.

I recently got into Dan Carlin's podcasts.  He makes me feel good about feeling awful about everything.

@avclub-ba9fab001f67381e56e410575874d967:disqus In a way, we're all still caught in those comments.

@avclub-f73c955e2c1f51451a682f5c1ce0e867:disqus I'd like to think they have a special sub folder for me composed entirely of pictures of my junk.

I prefer to think of him as the ubermensch answering yes to the question of eternal recurrence.

Superman was an inside job.  President Ultra Reagan used this as a false pretense to invade Mars (I know next to nothing about the DC universe.).

Maybe your snark sensors are out of alignment.  The bulk of snark is directed at SCIENCE.

*continues flicking nipples*

I see how it is.  We finally get a Superman who isn't built like a little bitch, and suddenly Superman is worse than Hitler!

You can always harangue underlings.

"I read an article on CNN "

Mostly due to being wildly inaccurate.  You can't have both barrels going at once all will-nilly.  That's absurd!  

*flicks nipples*

@avclub-58238e9ae2dd305d79c2ebc8c1883422:disqus What do you mean "unfortunately?"

Oh, I want it.

THIS IS NO TIME FOR JOKES, MAN!

I JUST WANT MORE VENTURE BROS!