I am … Bizarro Broyles.

Stunt cock!

What if they aged him up so Stannis wasn't murdering a child?  Not that Davos won't still protest, but this makes it a bit easier for viewers to stomach if the Melissandre goes through with the sacrifice.

Sometimes I worry about the tightness of Joan's dresses.  What if her boobs atrophy and die?  I would be sad.

[Tormund is confused, Tormund talks about his member in its confusion]

Tonight was to be the night I gave silent serials a spin, but you had to go and bring out the contrarian in me.  I say, no!

@avclub-0ae7484a9f3bbd2a21df420050c032ae:disqus …like, a lot?

@apropostrophe:disqus You don't need to prove anything to anybody, bud.

I think he's playing on various levels.  What's to say pushing Jack to deal with the loss of hope isn't helping him?

I, for one, enjoyed the company of happy, helpful Hannibal.  He was doing big things and not murdering people.  I really dug that about him.

I  chose to take it literally.  I knew he was feeding them people from the first meal, I just didn't want it to be like that.  But, it do.

@avclub-1b8f6a3ae0bbd4c39911fb096055fc66:disqus You win this round.

I think that's the case as well.  I'm sort of disappointed about it because now he's just another thrill killer.  He's still cultured and clever and interesting, but there was something so cool about the character before this reveal.

You motherfuckers really love that.  Reply directly to the quote you're making, italics, bold joke attribution, boom instant love.  You lot absolutely baffle me sometimes.

"But the principle of sensitivity is hard to argue against. If there’s a chance that someone, somewhere—a cousin of a Sandy Hook child, a friend of a Boston Marathoner—might tune in and be traumatized, why not preempt or 'tone down'?"

I think that I CALLED IT… sort of.

It's definitely another one of those King's Landing subtext games.  Or just Littlefinger sniping.  I forget, this was a long time ago.

Ron will birth a full grown steer, then consume it.

Hysterics don't get a ratings bump, AGGRESSIVE SHOUTING DOES.  WATCH HANNIBAL, YOU TROGLODYTES.

Er… uh.  I better go reread the article.  I seem to have missed something.