duh and/or hello

@avclub-472d722b57a4ed37e41e70c9c9d7d0f3:disqus I bet I could find some awful shit on most of that list.  Granted a lot of it might be hard to verify because you're mentioning celebrities from a time where an insular media protected them.

I'm used to good serial shows dying an early, bloody death.

There's too many new shows, therefore I will watch none of them.  Nice going Amazon.

Boring people can't solve riddles.  Solving riddle makes characters inherently interesting.  That's the cornerstone of Dan Brown's literary career.

Does anyone have a goat white as the driven snow?  I've got an idea on how to get Terriers back.  Or, if we've got about 7 volunteers, I can have all the wayward FX shows returned to us.

I'd watch that talkshow, but I doubt there'd be much talking.  Just Floki grasping a guest on either side of their head and staring into their souls with two commercial breaks.

Let's split the difference and make a horrific undead graveyard monster out of the two grades.  It's now a AB+-

"Baelish might want the throne, though I really can't conceive of his plan to get there…" 
An excerpt from the personal diary of Lord Baelish : Gonna fuck shit up, yo.

@avclub-6b8aa777ed70e7f15a45947a0f0c5986:disqus Something, something Gary Stu.

Cersei doesn't need motivation.  Cersei simply does shit, crazy people shit.

@avclub-8053607f355bee572fb58bfe0f16dd09:disqus Who hasn't died a few times by this point?

Jokes on you TV!  I purposely didn't watch anything last night, so I get to watch it all today.  Suckers.

I absolutely love comics—especially the headier ones—but 
 "graphic storytelling" com'n.  There is something just so up it's own ass about that combination of words.  These are pictures and words about things that make us feel things.  Let's treat them as such.

I like where this season could go, but Supernatural has never lived up to its potential in any season.  This series' handlers have always lack the balls or the vision—at some points both—to really make something of it.  

Nope.  This is not an easy show to watch, and I mean that in a good way.  I'm frankly amazed it made it this long.

That implies a level of capability and cunning I know for a fact NBC does not possess.

Stop telling me what to do, Todd.

Yeah, I would. nomesayin?

I'd tell you the truth about that jackbooted thug, but I fear you'd rather live in a fantasy world where Woody Allen isn't a Nazi.