Hannibal in general has upset me.  I'm not going to stop watch.  I just want everyone to know I'm upset and I'm going to continue to take it.  

During my brief campaign waging war in every restroom on the community college grounds I encountered many 卐's scrawled on stall walls. I considered it part of my duty to amend them with a sharpie so that they'd appear as goofy running dudes instead.

Especially Grampa.  

NO, YOU JUST STARTLED ME.

I think I'm going to be sick.  IN SPACE

heh heh…butts

I was just a twat.  Bit of an underachiever.

Everyone you remember was Nazis.  EVERYONE.

Ha-ha.

WHAT?

S.P.H.I.N.X.

"Dude porked my mom one time, of course I'm going to meet him!"

Photoshopping a shirt onto the Rock may have been more cost effective than hiring a team of dwarven luchadores to beat it on, which is the only other option.

It was just a couple of hookers.  Since when do we live in a world that's so overly judgmental a beloved celebrity can't have one or two hooker mulligans?

I STILL BLAME THE FCC, AND I WILL BE INCREASING THE VOLUME OF MY VOICE TO DRIVE THAT POINT HOME.

That's neat.

SHOVE IT, HIPPY.

I briefly confused these guys with the Hold Steady and thought the song would be "The Bear and the Maiden Fair."  My life is an ever deepening series of disappointments.

"Whose family would sign off on this show?"Mine, almost certainly.  They're not bad people, they just don't like me very much.  I respect their position.

What was the banned episodes number?  Looks like I'll be firing up the ole torrent machine.  Suck mah balls, FCC!