Normally I watch the Americans, but I'm pretty horny right now… I've got to go chart out some opportunity costs.

Maybe he was expecting a more conventional state secrets for sex arrangement.

I can't remember if I've been watching this season of Supernatural or not.

@avclub-8ab1e99a0b5a04d92685621a0d0e4a76:disqus The whole I brought you here to have you killed thing may put a damper in that ship or heat it up. Who knows.

The mystery is why all these jerks are being so nice to each other.

@avclub-fc1027164548d0abe0f897f083c29dd6:disqus Did you get that thing?

I was sorta hoping Donal Logue would be bearing his sons.

Gwyneth Paltrow's dismembered head, less offensive than a dog's head.

A John C. McGinley type.

I don't think so.  There's suppose to be a new season coming up at some point.

YOU ARE THE SILLY ONE HERE IN THIS SITUATION.  I DON'T KNOW WHY YELLING…THINGS

Then you're definitely no Floki, he can't swim!  Ehh ehh?

I would not say that.

Please don't instigate any new Terriers notifications.  They hurt too much.

Goddamnit.  I told you people not to talk about Terriers.  I can't have my underlings seeing me like this.

You're damn right.

I'm pretty.

Who's this Thurm guy?  This may just be some residual rage from other going ons, but I don't think I like him.

IS UGLY AMERICANS COMING BACK NOW?!  YOU'D TELL ME IF IT WAS, WOULDN'T YOU??

It's too early to call.  The highly educated CNN anchor (shitbird would be more accurate.  Anchor implies they're actually holding something down besides their unwarranted sense of self-importance.  Bunch of waterbrained asshats.) said,  "You can't tell if they're Americans or not Americans from the pictures."