My sport is bustin punks, there is no off season.

Arrange to meet her at a bar, pick a nice upscale place, when she arrives say nothing.  Simply slide her a piece of paper that says "l2torrent noob."  Leave.

I WANT TO TALK ABOUT BLOOM COUNTY.

Why are people so in love with Ted being a big bitch?  I don't get it.

I remember when Coldplay did things backwards.  It was back in two thousand-dickety-two…

There's nothing silly about time travel!  Now put on this fez and come with me.  We're going on an adventure!

Dude whose wife she crotch slammed.  Also, me.  Why's nobody crotch slamming me?

It's not muddy enough for my taste.  Is this about double standards or hypocritical morality policing or the collective damage poor choices in sexual partnering?  I don't know, but I do know the fact that I can pitch plausible explanations means it wasn't murky and esoteric enough for my tastes.  A music video ought…

Is the "?" part of the name or just your question?

@avclub-c51f9e0913ad03d359dd2d313d6ea82d:disqus PICK A SIDE.  THE OWNAGE WAR IS CLOSIN IN, BOYO.

"B) kidnapping Winona to ensure Raylan delivers Drew to them"

"Say my name."

The Mindy Project aka THE HARDEST OWNAGE THIS SIDE OF FRONTLINE.

Sometimes it's nice.  Ya want to fight about it?

It does however increase the odds that you have a homemade pony shaped flesh by an order of magnitude of 3-4.

Yes, you are.  You're all weirdos and freaks, and you're a threat to democracy at home and abroad.

@ObliqueStrategy:disqus I'd like to propose the establishment of a blue ribbon selection committee to put together a fact finding mission which will in turn inform a different committee that will in turn be putting together a triumvirate to regulate all of your posts henceforth.  NEVER AGAIN, AVCLUB, THIS I PROMISE…

@avclub-3c9b5f1cd6a030bcb7bed9eac80589fb:disqus It already has a formal use.  I'll have none of your laissez faire malarkey!

Just joking, @avclub-b438234660b05ac0fa7c13ec58bec06b:disqus , you're right. Personally, I don't mind spoilers in the least, that's just how I watch things.  But, I am aware that it's one of those things that other people care a great deal about.  I respect that, even if everyone else is wrong.

*cough*raises the question*cough*