That'll learn anyone who skips to the comments without reading the article.

@avclub-ca9c267dad0305d1a6308d2a0cf1c39c:disqus OCD is lamentable, grammar correction is morally objectionable.

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Sunset is around 7:15 tonight.  That should give me plenty of time to stare mournfully into the dusk before this episode.

HOW ABOUT YOU WEIRDOS EAT A REGULAR FUCKING PIZZA.

Where are the Brony apologists?  I wish to call them names.

Same here, yet I can't seem to leave this page.

What was he thinking toward the end?

AM I LATE?  I HEARD THERE WERE SEX STORIES!

@jwood:disqus I'd heard, although I don't have anything to back it up at the moment, that many medieval societies were pretty lax with where you stuck your junk so long as you had a wife and impregnated her on the regular.  I should verify this, but I'm just not in the mood to research monk on monk action.   

@avclub-d980b15d49101608dc407770f35b1d75:disqus Yes, but he won't be able to escape my grasp forever.

I'd like for ladies to eat more and do squats.  I like butts.  

@avclub-3be42d8a3412057f79af152555e39bd4:disqus *cough*as cadavers*cough*

Pretty much all the writers who could take me in a fight are dead, so I've got a plan.  We get a posse, start catching these lazy bastards in nets, and force them to work in my basement NOTsweatshop.  The timing is perfect since my current art colony is nearly depleted due to attrition… of everyone moving on to new…

All that would do is trigger a series of feature length remakes of Twilight Zone episodes by Jerry Bruckheimer & Michael Bay. Why would you wish that on us?

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Clearly, this Lisa28 is ignoring the chav infestation.

The show will end and all may die but,

I'm still confused as to why Jack the Giant Slayer wasn't the Fables version.

Yeesh, are you stuck in that living situation?  Because it doesn't sound particularly healthy for you.