I appreciate your thoughtful, in-depth commentary, but what if we took Claudia in her prime and had her fight it out with Elizabeth in…oh, I don't know.  A vat of jello?

@avclub-6adbe8b2ab3a52e619c526eff905468a:disqus Out of Andrew WK, I'm pretty okay with it.

Where baggy clothes, do maximal effort squats twice daily, your muscle memory will recall the future and conform to your attire.  It's all just good science, really.

That's just what the space lizard Zionists want you to think.

Oh, I get that now.

Looks like we've got at least one person on Morrisey's side.  I'm going to assume you're very boring.

Just pour 16 shots down my throat, that's when I commune with my inner beast.  17 shots will just push me back into reciting poetry, 15 shots will get you laid.

'…noting that legal restraints prevent him from revealing everything: "The best way I can answer is [that Steev Mike is] a name given to a group of people who don't want to be named."'

More likely the latter.

DONG.

I got a Community notification for this??

We are truly a nation of cunts by cunts for cunts.

because Art said so dammit.

@avclub-04d524031f29c89d78cae864bd6f0de7:disqus "Old Ben, you're drunk.  These holes are pretty much everywhere.  You're a crazy, drunk old man."

First off, blow it out your ass.  Secondly, I was briefly confused, thought a menocu was some sort of novel punctuation I have yet experience, googled it, and found out they're a buttplug company.

@avclub-841e0cb6a6dd09486f7be20d9b476e17:disqus Well it may not have been what I was shouting about so much as the fact that I was shouting…  Really, it was all in good fun, I just have a tendency to get a bit carried away.

I love you.

I think I caught the quick clap from a fast girl.

Wilde would say that seeing that he was a useless witticism factory who thrived on the appearance of intelligence.

You make me want to think about remembering how to Latin.  But, who am I kidding?