@avclub-e1b3fa16446b9e167870f5d13062d444:disqus Jeez, I bet Theo says shit like "you only tagged my shirt" when you play football.  What uh jerk.

OLD COUNTRY SPOILER—good goat feed whole family two summers and half  winter, if eat family.

Wait, who got their eye shot out?

He missed his calling as a stormtrooper.

@avclub-d019eb089e65903455cc52308f00b997:disqus My marshal stiffy says otherwise.

The Harlan equivalent of Hodor is telling the story while loading up on biker crank.  Do you still love it? Y/N

Art just goes shirtless under an open Tommy Bahama shirt.

He's gotta kill two or more, else my facebook 'K' count gets awkward for everyone.

@avclub-74d8f6fc6822b5638a4db5594dfb21f3:disqus No, jabroni, it's like saying Zeus fucked that entire flock of sheep.  It's not bullshit.  It's a proper noun.  Shit, if capitalization pisses you off, then keep away from the Germans.  

Ew gross, she's Canadian!

Oh, you said "titles…"  Never mind.

I'M NOT INFORMED ENOUGH TO BE PART OF THIS ARGUMENT, BUT I'M NOT GOING TO LET THAT STOP ME!

I'm about to play this over the speakers at the gym and everybody can deal with it.

I accidentally a hot button issue.

Hipster D-Bag has had a antagonistic novelty since 09 and this is the first I'm hearing of it?

@paraclete_pizza:disqus You're using normal to mean both biological defaults and culturally recognized customs.

I've never needed a beard to ensure I'm not mistaken as prepubescent because weights.  Anyway, clean shaven or bearded it just has to be maintained and suit your face.  Too many men use some false argument of virility as an excuse for horrible, awful facial hair.  And before you ask, yes, I am the arbiter of what…

@avclub-641738cd9f2de769fb97d24ffbec105f:disqus People have no right to happiness.  Read your bible.

He's the son of God and thusly entitled to his product.

@avclub-54b9060039a6d5ecfbae83f82a76be29:disqus  , regardless of your personal thoughts on His existence, the Judeo-Christian 'God' is a proper noun, dummy.  Lord, thy name is Grammar.