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Agent Broyles
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*GLOWERS*

*GLOWERS*

I would too, if I had trash.  Instead I burn it for that nice smokey smell we all love so much.

*downs whiskey, pours another*

"crazed-secretly-gayish-murderer trope" 
…that's a trope?  I literally can't think of another example of that.  Now that doesn't mean it doesn't exist, brain like  a sieve over here.  Still, really?

QUIET DOWN, YOU.  I'M TRYING TO FREAK OUT ABOUT GAY PANIC HERE.

Anyone who thinks Todd may have made the sexual politics more convoluted than they need be say, aye.

But when we do better it will appear even better than it actually is because we collectively brought the bar so low.

I have a theory about Boston.  It goes like this:  They just don't know any better.

@avclub-58238e9ae2dd305d79c2ebc8c1883422:disqus Bankers?  Hey, there's a bank right across the street.  I'll be right back, guys!

Most of my Dropkick is for lifting and boxing.  Rollicking bagpiping about blue collar union guys really gets me going.

@avclub-b97ca122d91f0a094bbf3f9808f4daf5:disqus My eyes are a bit bleary.  Are you asking if Frederick was a great homosexual or if Frederick the Great was a homosexual?

That makes you the most selfless person I know.

I require a new—make that several new pairs of pants.

@boxofcottonswabs:disqus Drink the finest whiskeys, build Fringe cases in bottles, drop acid, yell at the grandkids.

@avclub-b20754d0f1e8ae843e00a8b39a667112:disqus NPH does, but only to prove a point or something.  I don't know, he drunkenly explained it to me once.  I really wasn't listening.

@avclub-cfe912f5cb3aa572bd1c9ae2a9b82207:disqus That's got a whole lot more to do with the format shift than piracy inc particular.  Although, if a business could package a store as more of a public forum, they could revive it.  Then again, the internet's a forum I don't have to wear pants to be part of.

Good.  Hopefully this'll get more people beat up for using internet memes outside the internet which is what they deserve.

Y'all jabronis are eating good tonight!