Y'all jabronis are eating good tonight!

There's a fuckin difference?  That's it.  I'm coldcocking a stranger today.

It’s an allegorical novella about Stalinism by George Orwell and, spoiler alert, it sucks! Although I was talking about an actual animal farm so never mind.

The reason for that is someone released monkey knockout gas in the vents of their corporate hq.  And by somebody I mean me, I did that.

It's actually one of the more tasteful celebrity breakdowns.

I was into them before they were cool.

@Scrawler2:disqus My conscience is clean.

"this episode really jabs at the Garden State."
http://t1.gstatic.com/image…

That reminds me.  Make "ya stay til the job's done" gif.

I'm partial to Snatch because it's just a lot of fun.

A Wayans is many things, a liar is not one of them!  You offend my sir's honor, prepare to dual.

The crap is this shit?

Like I give a crap.  Make Justified the top pick because Justified.

I got my hopes up that we'd find out why no coleslaw, which, all things considered, is a solid side.

@NathanielTheGreat:disqus

I'll watch an episode, try to masturbate to it, and get back to you.  Don't look at me like that.  This nation's highest court applies the same methodology—it's scientific.

Except Rubicon.  Rubicon was the best.

I bet you say that everyone, paternal love slut!

@avclub-095543c425d38265455b460a8b71ee8f:disqus Wine aged in amber.  It has a certain something… is this laced?