Some former friends tried to make plans with me for this Friday night that didn't center around the finale.  I have severed all ties with them.

I hope you're watching those with a minimum of 7 proxies.  You know, because drones.

I hope you're watching those with a minimum of 7 proxies.  You know, because drones.

I hope you're watching those with a minimum of 7 proxies.  You know, because drones.

I hope you're watching those with a minimum of 7 proxies.  You know, because drones.

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Electricity can somethin of a harsh mistress.  She gets real temperamental like, real mercurial.  Know what I'm saying?  

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Amen, brotha.  Actually, now that I think about it… What if no one ever actually wanted to ban the bell?  What if O'Neal staged the whole thing to cover up…superstorm Sandy?  Okay, admittedly this doesn't hold together all that well.  I'll be in my lab, working on a…

Ewww, upcoming made for TV thiller where her character's name is Kafka.  Everything about that sounds bad.

Truly, saving the Taco Bell bell has been O'Neal's greatest accomplishment.  I'd mail him some coupons for complimentary assassinations if I didn't think the gesture would be horribly misunderstood.  

OF COCK

In my head I recast that dude she dated as Neal Caffrey.  It makes the whole thing a lot less depressing.

Say, what happened to her?  Does she still do things and stuff.  First one to link to let me google that for you gets five slaps.

What gives you the right to judge me and what I do in a public park?

We need to find these so-called Neilsen families and inform them what is good.  Emphatically.

Aw, yiss.  Dump those episodes all up on me.

FIRE IN THE DISCO.  FIRE IN THE TACO BELL—CRAP WRONG SONG.

GIIIIRL.  I WANT TO SPEND ALL YOUR MONEY.  AT THE GAY BAR, GAY BAR, GAY BAR!

See that it doesn't.

Wooo!  I did something!