HOLLYWOOD BEST PRAY TO JESUS THAT KRISTEN BELL DOES NOT APPEAR ON CALIFORNICATION.  FEMINIST PRINCIPLES OR NOT, I WILL KILL TO PROTECT MS. BELL'S HONOR.

WHY THE FUCK DID I JUST GET A VERONICA MARS ALERT?  I SET THAT ALERT FOR A SPECIFIC REASON AND THIS WAS NOT IT.

@avclub-a1967e6de4ca99fb2635d94b99453928:disqus  The only reason I noticed is because a few years back I was story boarding a comic and I based the central character's physicality on Lance Reddick.  So, I spent a certain period of time drawing his head, profile, etc.
I swear I'm not a crazy person.    

But, seriously!  Guys check this shit out @avclub-3be42d8a3412057f79af152555e39bd4:disqus @avclub-92a4841c9f86965effbc29fa6eae9f77:disqus @avclub-a1967e6de4ca99fb2635d94b99453928:disqus  !

@avclub-a1967e6de4ca99fb2635d94b99453928:disqus If you close your eyes and really believe I'll be there.  Well, not there precisely  A little to the left, over here, there I am.  Hello.    

! EXCLAMATION POINT!

I do.  So, check your shit.

*grabs microphone*

I'm not ready to give up Fringe yet.  *Someone* brought up Terriers heedlessly the other day, and I'm rattled—I'M JUST NOT READY!

In Gibson's defense, a dishonest cunt really is the worst kind of cunt because it's actually a dick.

I can't let go.

The second yes is followed by a Raylan-esque walk away grimace.

Nothing will make up for the lack of deweycrowe.  Nothing.

She's got enough on her plate, dealing with those rascally hoes.

You're wrong about things, and I don't like it!  Now, roll to see if I successfully light your pants on fire.  ROLL, MOTHERFUCKER.

Tina: uhhhhh

Kristen Schaal is troublesome for me on live action shows because I get distracted thinking about whether or not I'd get with that.  Ultimately, the answer always proves to be yes, but by then I've pondered through half the show and have no idea what's going on.

I'm freaking the fucking out!

Do you wait to watch AmeriDad until Monday?

@avclub-81c603201624a8dad9d7ca5ebc98329e:disqus WHOA