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Agent Broyles
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BY JUNO'S CUNT THIS IS A CROCK OF SHIT

BY JUNO'S CUNT THIS IS A CROCK OF SHIT

*looks around*

*looks around*

Every day at my Bolshevik Shrine I leave an offering of vodka for Lenin and blood for Stalin.

Every day at my Bolshevik Shrine I leave an offering of vodka for Lenin and blood for Stalin.

*shoots kneecap*

*shoots kneecap*

Now I wanna see Shakira and Danzig bang.

Now I wanna see Shakira and Danzig bang.

Taxes are for honkeys.

Taxes are for honkeys.

I don't know.  What is the difference?

But, seriously.  Fucking Ted Mosby.

LEAVE THE MOTHERS OUT OF IT.

I'll show you my jets.

I'll show you my stars.

I wouldn't say hotter, but I'd hit that while she puked her peyote guts up.

Like Oliver Cromwell.

Once again, I became trapped in my gimmick account during the change over. Still, judging by the general public's love of hearing words read in Lance Reddick's voice I also happen to be doing a public service.