@avclub-6562c5c1f33db6e05a082a88cddab5ea:disqus , he's looking down right Ron Howard-esque.  Get that man a baseball cap and a job as the understated narrator on a beloved television program.

BOYD'S HAIR!

Shaq's height has been greatly exaggerated.  He's only about 6'.

I'm getting some mixed messages on the whole war/murder thing, Christ.

Sooo, you're into chicks?

I'm not a doctor, or a particularly educated man, a particularly moral man. However.  He should probably have that thing removed.

Thank you!  link plz

In that case, I should probably warn you of the dangers of being loved by Joss Whedon: YOU GONNA DIE.

You're a cunt!  (I don't apologize for the language because I'm not a dithering Nancy, and cunt is one of the most beautiful words in the English language.)

Could we pretend Just Jesse was actually made and preemptively distill it into a 20 minute youtube clip of each guest being called a bitch?

Why is it that whenever I go to google an actress or famous broad "x's feet" is one of the top suggestions?   This has pissed me off for quite some time.

So-so jokes and crappy characters ruin my wood.

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Portman is too damn dainty.

Probably the single instance of Samuel Jackson/Nick Fury not one-upping a motherfucker with some weirder shit.  The weird shit those two entities have seen…

I didn't like it so much.  I think that fictional character once knocked hot coffee on my face.

They also tied up the loose end that was formerly Mrs. Avery Bullock.  Bullock works better single and high on cocaine.

NOT FAT ENOUGH.  EAT MY JONAH.  EAT TO YOUR HEART'S CONTENT.

obligatory Broyles fuckin hates race horses comment.

Do you mean the first trailer?  Or did you just compare an entire movie to a trailer and come away with what you think is a meaningful opinion?