I hope he finds a doctor to perform the surgery.  Cause that shit is a mess.

A TV show?  And they're making more of it?  This all sounds highly… who are those jews with the curly sideburns?  The opposite of them.

TERRIERS!!!

I haven't stopped being annoyed.

Nobody better be fucking my nerds.  They're busy Sciencing up some magic for me.

@avclub-757b1bb98b616f4f8d0cb350f4714988:disqus  Probably the other universe.  Everything is just so wacky over there!

Well played, @avclub-9581964fb9f07c57d5dacb12ce6d6b30:disqus

dollars to donuts says it's rare steak.  Maybe some seared imitation kobe.

A Mac?

I don't even know anymore.  You want a bong rip?

That's okay, I've got negative thoughts in spades.

EXCUSE ME.   Some of us want to see Park getting plowed like Michigan driveway, donchya know.

Fuck this shit, I'm calling Buscemi.

Clearly, you have never been on a merry-go-round.  IOne does not enter it lightly.  t's not a happy place.  It's a dog eat child place.  You win or you die.

I ONLY READ THIN LEGIBLE MASSES OF TEXT.  Pretend you're writing for a newspaper, get all the important shit out front.

I was being polite.  That broad has a serious case of dude face.

I was nice to the other newb, but fuck you @avclub-1a25f1578aa9b0f08b61f83499d1ba32:disqus .  fuck you straight in the fucking fuck hole.

He travels through parallel universes?

OH, WOW.  YOU'RE A FEMALE GAMER.  TELL ME MORE.

FOR FUCK'S SAKE!  MORE WORDS AND LETTERS!  WHAT HAVE I DONE TO PURCHASE MYSELF SUCH A HORRID FATE?!