Thank you, Ian Malcolm.

I don't think they're aware of much these days.

…..and people became more aware of a show they probably never had heard of. They knew this was going to cause a stir and maybe kick up a few new stories. Great job, Amazon marketing divsion.

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This art is so laughably bad and nonsensical that I kind of dig it. Bad album covers are a flat circle.

I'm guessing the same but there's worse fates for movies than ending up a weekend staple on cable with the rest of the Rockys.

At least Duracell was ponying up some cash. Is Jimmy Kimmel or ABC for this "news"?

The AV Club (and the Internet, to be fair) just isn't "for you" anymore, bro. Outrage over insignificant things is our bread and butter.

Shoot.

Subway was decorated with pictures of a child molester.

In my interpretation, Patti didn't bond to Kevin so much as he bonded to her, as a (very) abstract way of feeling guilt over her death and knowing all the terrible tidbits of her life by way of presumably his wife sharing her psychoanalysis sessions.

Rocky's broke and everyone around him is dead. Sorry to ruin your day.

Glourious Basterds.

There are no winners in the violet game.

The dude pulled off a Fedora AND a black satin jacket with a giant picture of a tiger on the back in '79.

But this is a man that told me to "be a thinker, not a stinker". He was a paragon of virtue.

Not sure how I feel about posthumously knocking Apollo's character down a notch by making him a philanderer. Yeah, he was friends with James Brown and all that probably entailed but I'd like to think the guy had a stronger moral compass.

"A hip hop influenced Rocky". You must be forgetting MC Hammer on the Rocky V soundtrack. (Or 3-6 Mafia recording a song for Balboa, but that's slightly less of a joke)

I think Casino is a great direct analogue to Wolf of Wall Street. The actor/relationship is old hat for both DeNiro and Leo at each movie's respective point of production. Both are large scale tales of hyper-intelligent, decadent men that are experts in their fields of bilking money from people while living a life…

Dang, I missed it. Did everyone snort a line of cocaine while wearing a pink sport coat to mark the occasion?