Meh. Cruise's lawyers will run over this guy like tropic thunder.

That's it. Just let the puns flood in.

I suppose we should be thankful S.H.I.E.L.D. won't be affected by the government shutdown.

More zombies? Yes, please.

This has always been my favorite song about the apocalypse.

He made a brief appearance yesterday on ESPN Radio's The Herd and did a decent job of not sounding completely bored and bothered by the 5 minutes he had to put in.

He made a brief appearance yesterday on ESPN Radio's The Herd and did a decent job of not sounding completely bored and bothered by the 5 minutes he had to put in.

Stuart Townsend? That was Kiera Knightley in Queen Of The Damned, silly.