Five tons of flax!

This Badass Digest guy is a Faracible rumour-mill!

I'd never heard of this series until I read the article, so I actually did start with this episode. I wasn't mad keen on the campy stuff outside the cinema, but most of the riffs landed, particularly in the first half of the plot. I'm still utterly dumbfounded as to why this was one movie at all, given the complete…

'Mo Money Blues'

"a small crafts stand in Harlem"!?! I was prepared, you know. I was prepared to give him the benefit of the doubt, but…Good God.

This one seems far more personal than the rest of the series. Partly this is because of the minimal cast and the focus on the near-silent Kaluuya, but also the preoccupations of the writers. The X Factor thing has already been noted, but the fact that the Happy Couple wrote this together indicates an almost…

Despite the depressing trendiness of the layout and the fact that you can't see everything at a glance anymore (just an excuse for more procrastination!), I'm coming round to it. In fact, I'd be absolutely fine if they'd UPDATE THE MAIN FRICKING PAGE! Seriously, I'm having to go through all the submenus to find…

So, what's a Se….ga?

Hey, man, DP said at the start of the season that he was a Classic Simpsons fan. He just hasn't adjusted yet. And anyway, the entire point of online reviews is that they're harsher and less objective than the ones in reputable newspapers and stuff because they cater for a market that desires judgement. So I encourage…