I saw Weird Al Yankovic Friday night and cried tears of joy.

I loved this episode, with the over the top gore, scene from the S2 finale, and all. Going in, I believed that Abigail was dead, so I was surprised to see her, but it didn't take long for me to wonder if she was imaginary (I'll admit that eye contact with the priest threw me — is he dead too? Does he see dead…

I'll see him on Friday, my first time ever. Looking forward to it.

"Just for scuzz…"

This is nice to hear. I've been a fan of Dano's since "Little Miss Sunshine".

Oh, something I forgot.

I grew up in the 1980's, so my family's inside jokes were largely a combination of Pee Wee's Playhouse, SNL, and any film Michael Biehn ever appeared in (MEOW).

YAY. God I can't wait.

Whatever you want to say about Peter Weir, he directed "Witness", one of my very favorite movies ever.

When Huey was big or getting big in the early 80's I was in middle school in suburban Chicago. I liked Huey Lewis well enough — he was fine, but I was more of a Michael Jackson kid. Anyway, one of my middle school's snotty tough girls was this kid named Michelle, who was a HUGE Huey Lewis fan. Her best friend was…

I've been battling a sinus infection all weekend, WHICH SUCKS. I had just enough energy to watch the entire trilogy and think long and hard about just how great Crispin Glover was in that first one. I love Back to the Future.

It is starting Memorial Day. I'm waiting impatiently for it.

It looks like we're in for more walking cane badassery.

These are all great suggestions but, screw it, I've got a bad cold and I'm going to binge Hannibal Season 2 while I eat some of my homemade bourbon ice cream. God I can't wait for the new season to start. The new teaser is spoiler-y in that it lets us know who survived the bloodbath, but I don't care. It looks…

"Ackbar and I made love the night before he died." — Mon Mothma.

I can climax just from thinking of Tim Gutterson saying the word "boner". I'm damaged for life.

You had me at "U.S. Deputy Marshal". I'm in.

This is as good a place as any to leave this — over the weekend I went to a screening of Back to the Future that featured a Q&A with a dude who produced a documentary about BTTF. *I was not aware of this, maybe you guys are* but the refrigerator business in Crystal Skull was a shout out to the original concept of the…

That shit is vile.

There's nothing I can say that hasn't already been addressed in the 1100 comments that are already here by mid-morning, but here goes: