Seriously. I'm half in the bag from my ritual Hannibal wine drinking, so all I can really think about are swimming trunks, Chilton's masterful eye rolling, and next week's sexy time. I know I should be disgusted by Hannibal sex but the truth is I'm not, given how awesome Mads is in his movie sex scenes. I need to…

I actually whooped and slapped my knee. God I can't wait.

The lesson in VR is to never talk about One Eye as if he can't hear you. You'll get hacked up, pronto. That movie is so strange, and I love it. I have fond memories of the time my mother and I got on the phone and Netflixed VR in our respective homes. I had a bottle of wine on my end, she had a bag of circus…

You're right. I love that, in his Danish films, he has often played dads with an interesting tendency to wear plaid shirts. Not scary or alien at all.

I was at once terrified and completely turned on by the sight of Hannibal standing in the light. Is it ok to still talk about how hot Mikkelsen is?

I already cried when Davy Jones died - not only was he my very first crush (at age 6), but he was also my one and only imaginary friend.

We're at Tim, Art, Carl, PIs, in Cincinnati

Yes! Lars is the older brother of Mads. I'd love to see them do something together. It would be fun to watch them out creep each other. SWOON

I thought it was interesting that the biker gang didn't notice that Rust was the one actually acting like a cop — the way he was moving, the way he handled his gun, and the way he insisted on having an escape plan. All pretty sharp for someone Ginger thought was dead. Not too bright, those biker boys.
But yeah, I'll…

Random thought about an unimportant detail: I thought the elder Mr. Holmes was dressed like a retired Pee Wee Herman in the Christmas scene. I really only mention it because I love Pee Wee Herman 4 ever and this brought me tremendous joy.

No I think we can safely say that they didn't have sex.
"I was waiting until after we got married.."

My working theory for now is that Mycroft is behind it and used the images as a way to save his little brother from dying in Eastern Europe or whatever it was he had in his future. I mean, how convenient, right? I say this because, for all their bickering, I do think Mycroft let it be known that he does love…

Who plays me?

Appropriately, the Cubs fan in question was the dead dude on the plane.

I watched it onDemand the other night, because I am a sucker for anything Mikkelsen. I agree with the review here and will add that, not only was Shia unbelievable as a love interest, but it was impossible to root for him up against the shaggy, neck tattooed, tanned Mads. I think Evan Rachel Wood is a stunning girl,…

I'm like this with most Harrison Ford films (and Pee Wee's Big Adventure), with my single favorite evidently being Witness. I fucking love that movie and can recite most of the dialogue along with the film, and showing up at the train station in Philly gives me a perverse kick ("stay out of the bathroom!")

Yes, and then he said something like, "it's spicy".

Are you saying it seemed like they were thisclose to getting it on?  Because that's what it felt like to me.  Especially when Marco was totally shitfaced that time a week ago or whenever it was; he gave Sonya a look when they were sitting on Gus' bed.  I know that look.

Yeah, my DVR got screwy during that scene too, so I'd be interested as well.

I agree that all the Hannibal episodes were scary, but I found that it was really the last 5 minutes of the episodes that were the scariest.  Off the top of my head, I don't remember the name of the episode,  but the one where the last 5 minutes is of Hannibal and Jack talking and drinking brandy in front of a…