Where's that sledgehammer-throwing athletic chick from the famous Superbowl ad? Cause we could sure use someone capable of throwing a sledgehammer through McFarlane's head.

Let's show this bitch how we do things downtown.

Yeah, I originally had it as "minstrel," made what I thought was a complete correction, but realized I'd only gotten part of it right after I'd hit the "post" button.

I'm bringing out my own line of historically accurate female empowerment action figures. Who should be first: Charlotte Corday, Semiramis, or Medusa?

I had to use some of my book money to replace two of my younger sister's Barbies. I grew weary of all the high-pitched voice roll playing and scribbled diarrhea, vomit, and minstrual blood all over them. My younger sister and her friends gave me a pretty wide berth after that.

Watching the entire "Simpsons" corpus, are we Tom? Way to redeem those "I'm-in-between-things-at -the-moment" hours.

I thought that Canucks had to get their mommies' permission before posting here.

If you think RSR is the tits, then you really should check out Ralph Peters" "Red Army." Fantastic.

Druther it be Belgian Chocolate with Kahlua shooters.

Math is hard. For dumbass bubble-headed bleached blonds.