The bread is a lie!

What's the over-under on how many times Rodney describes himself as "jacked" this season?

BEEEP!

The approach she's taking, I feel like she could have Paige involved before she even knows it's the KGB that she's working for. "Hey Paige, wanna do some… activism stuff?"

Joke about the proto-Mötley Crüe wig all you want, that thing was doing its job!

Also worth noting — she has made it believable that Martha could end up in this cockamamie marriage. That is not an easy thing to pull off. And the way the wheels were turning as she started to question everything she knows (and doesn't know!) about Clark… hoo boy.

Later…

Don't forget Hans's horn-beeping. Totally critical to the success of the operation.

They're not my favourite.

Scotland Yard totally thought of canvassing the pubs in York to prove or disprove Bates's alibi, but after all there are only so many inspectors on the force and it takes a lot of manpower to stake out the scenes of might-be-accidents-but-might-also-be-crimes. Priorities!

That trailer a couple of minutes walk from $800,000-and-up-land belonged to Old Man Crunkle, who refused to sell to developers. He died as he lived, buried under a pile of hoarded garbage (Old Man Crunkle always held on to spare blender jars — never know when you might need one of those). He was actually trying to…

Hey man, at least their deaths were not in vain if it helps their loved ones get laid!

It's one of those things in Survivor that you can't really prepare for — the possibility that some weirdo will develop a fixation on you and totally disrupt your game. I still shake my head over that poor girl that Brandon Hantz obsessed over in his first game.

I don't know… the spirit was willing, but the body was upchucking.

Well that "Sexual Situations" warning sure took an unexpected turn.

Maybe Rick should've tried a little "Here comes the airplane, open up the hangar!" on him.

"Eat this applesauce, it'll make a man out of you!"

It makes me wonder what other incredibly psycho stuff my brain ingested during my adolescent years that is now burrowed down deep there in the crenulations…

I am starting to think the zombie apocalypse would be a major bummer.

Feel flows, zer0!