I guess he's too old for the Robert E. Howard revival that was on at the time — I bet Henry wouldn't have blinked.

So wait —

Retroactively.

I remember those days, man. Back when we all trusted Brian Williams. Now we know better. thousand-yard stare

"We gotta get this guy to D.C. — he might be able to cure the [zombie] apocalypse!"
Group debates, wrings hands, votes, has near-fatal showdown, ultimately decides to split up the party and has a farewell scene fraught with "we'll probably never meet again" subtext.

Coincidentally "Time Is a Flat Circle-Jerk" is Beth's new single.

"I had a great motive for killing him. I planned out a scheme to do it and began to carry it out, deceiving everyone I know along the way including my wife. But halfway through, I decided not to and this train ticket is the proof!"

If only Ayn Rand could've lived to see this day.

Gimple? Is that you?

Always look on the bright side of life!

When I watch this show, I often find myself asking the question, "What the hell are you people even talking about?"

On the upside, the Drewes won't have to worry about Edith popping by all the goddamn time anymore.

They say if you don't solve a case within the first 48 months, the trail really starts going cold.

She wouldn't have it any other way, apparently.

That's called traveling at the speed of plot. It's the same physics that lets them talk to Carol on a walkie-talkie when she's 500 miles away. I think? In the immortal words of Glenn, it doesn't matter.

But what does he say when he actually needs help moving files? There's an Abbott & Costello style scene waiting to happen there…

What a great episode.

Like what's with all the waffles and the chocolates? WHAT ARE THEY HIDING???

The term that still makes me guffaw from that season is "tearjerking".

I read that as him reminding all those ESTies over there who Matt's real father is.