Maybe to wind the film at the same time?

Oh my god I can't unsee that now.

Was that a pair of Jordache jeans? You know she's a plant if the guards let her keep those — they must be worth mucho rubles on the black market.

He's just giving the people Watto they wampa.

No one's Forcing you.

Cora's super-power is to tilt her chin down, paste that grin on her
face, and hypnotize you with those vacant eyes. She *nearly* was able
to play it all off with Lord Grantham too — "Golly, what a night!"

I guess Anna should consider herself *very lucky* not to be along for this trip.

Ah, didn't think of that (time.com opines that it was probably a cervical cap). Though Anna's joking remark about going back for a baker's dozen makes a little less sense in that case.

So wait — *one* condom is supposed to cover Mary's whole week-long sex adventure? It doesn't take Daisy's burgeoning math skills to figure out that things aren't going to add up. Or are old-timey condoms like old-timey diapers — wash and re-use? Wait, I don't want to go down this road…

The old "Close Enough, Just Give It to 'Em" rule?

"That's what I love about these girls who space-travel at relativistic speeds, man. I get older, they stay the same age."

Also, what's up with the parking lot? Do you basically just have to dodge whatchacall'em, rotters, um biters, I mean walkers — you know the dead folks, walking around? If only we had a word that meant that. Anyway, do you just have to race them to your car every time you have to go abduct new workers to help out…

Maybe because you need a bottle of something to make the episode bearable? Open your bottle and start drinking now to begin your enhanced The Walking Dead experience!

On the plus side, the way everyone in this episode was giving it their all to out-bad-act each other was fantastic.

"Hey, I wonder why they left Bob out here even though he knows where they're at."
"Maybe they just wanted us to be able to say goodbye to our friend?"
"Anyways, they really slipped up this time. Let's go up there and ambush them."
"But what if it's a trick—"
"Shh! We discuss the ambush like it's our real plan in…

The most horrifying thing about this show is Rick's hair. That is the gnarliest, most disgusting, nastiest hair I've ever seen. I really want Rick to find a shower, or maybe just a generator and some working clippers. It actually takes me out of the show, feeling sorry for Andrew Lincoln having to bear that hair…

Gaad only had that one short scene this week, but he made the most of it. "Yeah, computers, whatever. Why are you still in my office, nerd?"

Well it depends — since he tracked the kid willingly going along with Elizabeth's help to a KGB safe house, he might consider him an "enemy combatant" anyway. Clearly Larrick has a history of prioritizing covering his own ass over his true-blue patriotism. And if he's the killer of Jared's parents — admittedly…

True! I never really thought about it, but I guess it makes sense that Larrick's See Through Disguise +3 Navy SEAL class ability would allow him to identify Jared's parents as his KGB handlers. Then it's pretty simple for him to track down where the kid is at. It's kind of a long-shot for him to sit on the kid and…

Well, Jared is his link to Philip and Elizabeth, and I think we know enough about Larrick to suppose that he won't blink at killing Jared to help him get to them and/or to cover his tracks. Take care of him, though? What does that even look like?