"That's MY appropriations bill, punk!"

I have a conservative friend who hated the end of Minority Report because he considered it liberal propaganda. In his estimation, the occasional false life imprisonment - even if it was governmentally orchestrated - would be an acceptable price to pay for a crime-free society. He really worries me sometimes.

Vincent.

Don't get too excited - a couple years ago it was Real Steel.

Heck, maybe she was The Sovereign.

… although his adaptation of O.C. and Stiggs (which I do like) departed pretty drastically from the tone of the original stories, if not the basic content.

Whereas I've known for nearly two decades that I'd love it whenever I got around to watching it, but somehow never did until now. Ah well, no luster lost.

Between this and From Beyond, there's a case to be made for Jeffrey Combs as the most undervalued actor of the 1980s.

Oh, yep. That's the winner.

RIP The Nozzle!

Granted The Fifth Element doesn't showcase much of his badassery, but the president is Deebo, so how could he not be bad-ass?

I own an issue of Reagan's Raiders. It really isn't worth anything even for camp value. Just a shoddy cash-in production across the board. The best part of it are the ads for the company's other, more serious-minded forthcoming comics. I have to presume none of those saw the light of day.

By the time you got there was she rising? Did she find the note you left hanging on her door?

Since I had a kid I see one, maybe two movies in the theater every year. This year I saw Spring Breakers and I have no doubt that I made the perfect choice.

I watched Re-Animator. I'd somehow never seen Re-Animator before. Re-Animator is a legitimate goddamned American classic and a genuine cinematic treasure.

Snoopy as voiced by John Hodgman, apparently.

He's no Helicoptro, but he's right up there.

Not long after my eventual wife and I started dating, we drove from Minneapolis to Fargo, with a side trip to Brainerd along the way. Tip: when a cute girl in a Ministry t-shirt is willing to launch a relationship by helping you trace Carl and Gaer's road to infamy, you gotta lock that down. (Of course, living in the…

Yeah, it wasn't an overall great episode, but she gave it her all in every sketch and carried more of them than most hosts do.

I got clued in by my dad's old Mad Magazines at an early age. "VD" was apparently considered a hilarious term throughout the '60s and '70s.