If someone critiqued my life thus, I really couldn't argue.

Check out Caesar Must Die from last year. Documentary-style film about modern-day Italian prisoners staging staging Julius Casesar. Pretty engaging.

You left the T off of Tromeo.

I sincerely assumed this story was going to involve an automated teller machine.

"Like I say, she was funny fuckin'. More than most people even."

Even though she's a legit movie star nowadays, every time I see her cast in something, my first thought is still, "Aw, good for Sookie!"

Get it right, goddammit. S1mone is spelled with a 1!

And her name sounds like a medical device you really hope you'll never have to use.

Apparently somebody missed out on their cutting-edge real-time coverage of the dramatic events in the Texas senate last night. Scintillating stuff, a real "you are there" experience delivered with no spin.

Who? Oh, you must be talking about Too $hort. Common mistake.

Who? Oh, you must be talking about Too $hort. Common mistake.

"Sperm bank baby, looking for my dad
Sperm bank baby, lonely and mad
Sperm bank baby, I wanna be bad

See, it sounds like torture to me. I consider work time to be work time. Forced fraternization with co-workers outside the confines of the workplace - or even within it, for holiday parties and such - makes me massively uncomfortable. Michael really is my nightmare boss.

Hm. That sounds awfully apocryphal, but it's the best explanation I've seen.

Oh man, I forgot "Bushiest Beaver." That's the first time I truly, deeply cracked up at this show.

Through the sewer, between the rusting grated spaces, I could see them partying. They were coming toward where the pizza was and I went along the sewer. Shredder was hunting in the curb by the grated hole. They took the pizza out, and they were partying. Then they put the pizza back and they went to the table, and he…

Paddy Mills IS Nathan Jawai IN The Luc Longley Story.

And Mr. Coogin has first-hand experience with an insane Randy Quaid.

The worst part is, there's an available performer out there who's Japanese, turtle-affiliated and and a proven box office draw. (Hint: he's both full of meat and fun to eat.)

How 'bout that Drowning Mona, huh?