It is the Jughead's shirt of O'Nealeana.

I hate them all… except Turtleface.

Yep, after the first season, I was of an "Eh, I'll keep watching it if I'm home when it's on" mindset. After seeing Pam at the Dundies, I realized this had the makings of a don't-miss show.

Ooh, good call, @avclub-4bdef5fb6ba59b1bfe0db68275c452ab:disqus . Cripple Crow is pretty near a masterpiece in my book.

Dee Dee?

@avclub-7f1909495ef590046fdc4f001d246606:disqus …

Speaking of Brock's backstory, still waiting for his once-mentioned brother to make an inevitable appearance.

In all honesty, bands that embrace a Manson Family vibe are some of my favorites.

Fine work, Heller. Now I'm a fan.

It's really not a good sketch at all, but she was so perfect that it's stuck with me for years.

Since I've owned a child I've learned that that honestly is a pretty solid excuse. Babies are rough little bastards.

It could still work, as the mystery of how his ass taste is still unsolved.

Every mention of Aaron Carter reminds me of the time Mena Suvari played him on SNL. It was an unsettlingly spot-on impersonation.

A single ping pong ball, no green screen.

That's pretty much my experience with the show. Every time I catch the tail end of it I think, "Oh, that's right, Selma Blair is in this. I like Selma Blair quite a bit. But I don't like Selma Blair enough to watch this."

Not to mention Ticks. "They call me 'Panic,' 'cause I never do."

Well, now I'm thinking about Come and See and I have to curl up under my desk for a while.

Naw, that's far too brutal. They're going to want to keep it PG-13 for maximum box office.

I(woul)D(ie)4U, featuring Prince's long-awaited return to the big screen.

That's my all-time favorite Handlen moment.