Yeah, he's pretty awesome in that. He's like every early '90s dirty movie cop rolled up into one twitchy package.

Saw Man Or Astroman? Too many technical difficulties to call it a great show, but I'll always be partial to a band that plays in front of a bank of TVs showing The Brain That Wouldn't Die clips.

Clearly this would just lead to an outflux of American film productions shooting in Europe to avoid copyright suits. We cannot allow a "Happy Birthday" gap!

Wabbit season!

I hate what they've done to XPN
Bunch of folk Nazis ruined my favorite station
I hate what they've done to XPN
If you hear it now it's just a pale imitation

I've had my share of mentors, but this question makes me think most of a mentee. A decade ago I worked in a coffee shop with a guy a few years younger than me who dug my taste and specifically asked me to start loaning him CDs and videos that I thought he should know about. We got to be really good friends and he…

Knockers gonna knock.

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Well, now my fanfic-writing itinerary is all set.

Who's George Snuffalupagus?

My usual bowl of rice and spinach, which I just learned is a lot more calorie-heavy than I thought. Now I feel betrayed.

Dr. Heather specializes in diagnosing what one's damage is.

Sort of related: I really like the Crash Test Dummies cover of "Androgynous" no matter what anyone says.

Hell, a Jets reunion would beat a Minnesota winter.

Give in
Ride the punk nostalgia wave
For all it's worth
Recycle the name of my old band
For a big reunion tour
Sing all those "hits' from the good old days
'Bout how bad the good old days were

I dig The Replacements, but this is gonna make Minnesota insufferable all summer.

That's the one about the awesome guy who can't stop bleeding, right?

Yes, yes I was.

Commie.

You couldn't just staple an 8x10 of John Travolta in Battlefield Earth regalia to the application? I'd think that would do it.