Bah. The CD I got 18 years ago says "Westing," I'm gonna call it "Westing."

Heck, you could even make a case for Westing. I'd take "You're Killing Me" and "Box Elder" any day.

Astonishingly, that might be an even better pick than Purple Rain.

My personal Bowie pick would be Diamond Dogs, but I suppose "Future Vision" is more a preamble than a proper opening track.

That album had to start with "Let's Go Crazy" and end with "Purple Rain," but really any of the other songs could have gotten the two-slot and this would still be a valid pick.

Pavement, Wowee Zowee. "We Dance" giving way to "Rattled by the Rush."

Seeing Michael Deluise pop up on Bunheads recently made me think he'd be perfectly cast as Nick's older brother, but I presume that's not nearly enough stunt-casting opportunity. Which is just as well, as I don't much care for Michael Deluise.

Liked for being the only one innovative enough to make a "Havin' a Roni" joke.

I had to take that out when my guests kept taking the name literally.

The best part of this article is that Google is showing me a bunch of home lighting ads now.

"Professional, artisan hangings available at sundown or in the early morning (rain optional)."

At least this makes more sense than the ill-fated Professor Griff Kosher Deli.

OK, I'll like this, but this is the last time!

Grillin' on my patio
With the dimmer switch down so the bulbs can glow
Neighbors on standby
Waving just to say hi
Hoping they can buy a little something they can read by

Ground control to Uncle Tom…

How regularly do you get asked about your barbershop quartet?

BRING BACK THE DUCK AND THE CHICK

Let's talk worst-ever fat suit flashback sequences. I'm nominating Michael T. Weiss in the largely forgotten Snoop-Dogg-is-literally-the-devil movie Bones.

"Hey Two-Face! Show me how to PUNCH a guy!"

I would rather be a sparrow than a snail.