MATLOCK

Totally agree with this; although it's hard to for me to be completely anti-Merkin since he oversaw the first and third best seasons (imo) of my absolute favorite show ever. But man does he come off as a totally arrogant blowhard.

John Leguizamo
After the first five minutes of The Pest, I really began to wonder if there was any good in the world. Then I had to watch him chew, chew, chew, through the scenery Romeo "+" Juliet and Moulin Rouge, which were both bad without him, but he made them about 1,000x worse.

I always think of orgasms when I see a photo of Lincoln.

God, it's so hard for me to say that Akroyd and Murphy get passes for all the shit they've done. I mean, Norbit?? That was truly heinous.

And Flirting With Disaster and Zero Effect. Almost forgot about those.

Well, if no one else will
I might as well get it over with and give my pass to:

Scott Baio? Charlize Theron? JUDGE REINHOLD??

"Hi?" What you mean, "hi?" Like, "High yellow wanna be white"? High like the "white" man wanna keep us?

Thanks, Dad!!

I don't think I would ever compare Murphy or Chase to Dane Fuckin' Cook.

When in god's name did Pavement ever do anything that deserved a "lifetime pass"? They pretty much made 5 undisputably classic albums (and a few classic e.p.'s) and never once made anything remotely close to crap. Or even fair for that matter.

That sounds about right.

Does anyone else
fucking hate Ghostland Observatory as much as I do?

Granada in Dallas; Parish in Austin. No more confusion.